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Once there was a little girl. It was here first day of school and a little boy came up to her.
"What`s your name?" He asked.
"Happy butt." She said.
"Tell me your name or I`ll tell the teacher."
"Happy butt."
The teacher came up to the little girl and asked her, "What`s your name?"
"Happy butt."
"Tell me your name or I`ll send you to the principal."
"Happy butt."
The teacher sends her down to the pricipals office.
He askes her, "What`s your name."
"Happy butt."
"Tell me your name or I`ll call your mom."
"Happy butt."
The principal gets of the phone with her mom.
"You lied, your name isn`t happy butt. It`s Gladys."
"Glad ass, happy butt, whats the difference."
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