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A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette.
"My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the father.
"Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl.
"You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?" shrieks the father.
"I don't remember," says the girl. "I was completely drunk."
- I am Ben Dover... A small white guy walks into an elevator and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black guy looks down at the small white guy and says, "Seven feet tall...
- First Night!!! Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai. Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?
Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua - Taxidermist or Zoophile? A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee. The bartender looks up and says...
- Pickled Penis!!! There was a lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gipsy and told her her problem. The gipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis...
- Resetting The Password "Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
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