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Little Johnny is sitting, being his cool self in the local park. Along comes Suzi chomping on her piece of gum.
"Hey Johnny, wanna play doctor?"
Johnny lets out a puff of smoke, "Nah, that's too old fashioned."
Johnny takes another drag, "Spit out your gum, I wanna play President."
- Assicons We all know those cute little computer symbols called `emoticons,` where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Well, how about some `ASSICONS?`
Here it goes... - Golden Wedding Anniversary After celebrating their golden wedding anniversary, an old couple go to bed. Many of the guests at the party are spending the night in the house...
- Marriage Counselling A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis...
- Wash-Up An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years...
- Staff of Life! Little Johnny`s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket. Along come Priest Joe and he thinks...
