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A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared: "A baby brother."
"Daddy and I would like to give you a baby brother," said her mom, "but there isn`t time before your birthday."
The little girl replied, "Why don`t you do like they do down at Daddy`s factory when they want something in a hurry ----- put more men on the job."
- Too long!! One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage. She asked, 'Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you,Johnny?' Johnny said...
- Getting hard! One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn`t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in...
- Mind Reading!!! The weather was very hot, so Santa wanted desperately take a dive in the nearby lake. He didn`t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared ? He was all alone. So Santa undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming...
- Operation Theatre!! A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She`s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and...
- The Fly That Dropped 6 Inches There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.A fish in the lake thinks, 'If that fly dropped 6 inches I`d...
