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A class 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names.
Sam:
My name is Sam,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to Russia and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can.
Candy:
My name is Candy,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby,
If I can, if I can, if I can.
Dan:
My name is Dan.
When I grow up to be a man, To hell with Russia and Japan,
I m gonna help Candy with her plan,
I know I can, I know I can, I know I can.
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