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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice the small dicks on the rich kids?"
The other answered: "Yeah! It`s probably because they have toys to play with!"
- The wrong button! Santa traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied.
The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants` ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the... - Breast fed or bottle fed ! A woman and a baby came into the doctor`s office. She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor. He examines the baby and asks the woman, 'Is he breast...
- Porky ! A little girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man stopped her, saying, 'That`s sure a pretty dress you`re wearing.'
The little girl smiled, 'Thank you, Sir. My mama bought it for me. This is my dog Porky.'
The old man chuckled, 'I`ll bet a nickel I can... - Watch your words ! Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.
He says, 'How`d you get a cork in your ass?'
The other guy says, 'I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp.There was a puff... - Stop that ! Edward Lear, the 19th century English landscape painter, wrote affectionately of a favorite Duchess who gave enormous dinner parties attended by the cream of society.
One night she let out a ripper of a fart and quick as a flash, she turned her gaze to her stoic butler, standing, as...
