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A Sunday School teacher asked her pupils, "Now, children, do you all say your prayers at night?"
A little boy answered: "My mommy says my prayers."
"I see," said the teacher, "and what does your mommy SAY?"
Replied the little boy: "THANK GOD HE`S IN BED!"
- The little truths! Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The first kid leaned over and asked, 'What are you in here for?'
The second kid said, 'I`m in here to get my tonsils... - Slogans ! A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.
'Joe,' he asked, 'which company has the slogan, `come fly the friendly skies`?'
Joe answered the... - Thumb sucking! A girl was at her wit`s end trying to stop a 4 year-old nephew, Todd, from sucking his thumb. Finally, she told him if he didn`t stop, his stomach would get very big and puffy.
The following Sunday in church, there happened... - Any match ! America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.
Since it`s going to be two years up there, each may take any form of entertainment weighing 150 pound... - The Senior Side.... This elderly couple in a nursing home had been dating for three years. One day the old man turns to the old woman and says, 'We`ve been together for three years now. Don`t you think it`s time we had...
