| The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for headache.' The second pupil said: 'Nytol' 'Excellent. And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep.' Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra' 'Johnny, what is it used for?' 'I think it can be used for diarrhea.' 'Who told you this?' 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder.' |
| Teacher ask what kinds of medicines do the students know and what they are used for. Carla: Tylenol Teacher: Excellent, what is it used for? Carla: Headaches. Paul: Nytol Teacher: Excellent, what is it used for? Paul: To sleep. Now it is little Johnny’s turn. He says Viagra. Teacher slightly shocked: Johnny, what do you think it is used for? Johnny: Diarrhea. Teacher: Who told you that? Johnny: Nobody, I hear mom say to dad every morning 'take a viagra, maybe that little Shit will get harder!' |
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