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Students were asked to name one medicine and its use.
1st student: Anacin, it's use for headaches.
2nd : Calmpose, used for sleeping.
Johnny: Viagra, it's used for loose motions.
Teacher: Who told you that ???
Johnny: My mother gives it to my dad every night saying... maybe that little shit will get HARD.. !!
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