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At a family get together, a young boy of about 8 years of age asks his father, "What does fornication mean?"
The dad is freaked out by the question and demands to know, "Where did you hear a word like that?"
"From Uncle Charlie," responds the son.
Dad charges off to confront his brother.
Charlie doesn't have a clue what the problem is and explains that all he said was, "For-an-occasion like this you think they would serve champagne."
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Husband: Aaj Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
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