| Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for awhile, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man." replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?" |
| Nun Too Smart The Mother Superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. After thinking about the task for a moment, one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." The other nun agrees and they promptly disrobe and begin painting. A few minutes later they hear a knock at the door. "Who is it?" they ask. "Blind man," comes the response. The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt," and they let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?" |
Time and motion study! The results of this study shows that your efficiency increases if you put the computer in the loo or you put the lavatory at the work station.