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A tourist was kidnapped by Taliban in Pakistan. He was subjected to interrogation after being suspected to be a secret agent.
The gun-totting guy asks him, "You are from America, are you?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
Another guy adds, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
"A taxidermist? What the heck is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?” asks the gunman.
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The guy grins and yells, “He's okay boys. He's one of us we can let him go."
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