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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father`s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father`s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.
"What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted.
- Who is better? Once Banta and his girl friend were fighting over who was a better at thinking better. They both decided to think for a minute and present their thoughts a minute later Banta presented a poem - Two plus Two is Four plus five is nine
- Power of Healing ! Banta had reached in his early 40`s yet he was unable to find his life partner so he had become very sulky. One day he was travelling in train. In his compartant a newly married couple was going for their honeymoon. They were teasing each other with their love.
- Statue for whole night Mrs Banta was in bed with her lover when she heard Banta opening the front door. `Hurry!` she said,`Stand in the corner.`
- Crystal ball The Acme Company was trying to sell its new computerized crystal ball to a major marketing executive. But as expected, the executive was quite skeptical.
- Disbelief ! An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he`s feeling?
