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A burly good `ol boy Texan on a flight flags down a steward and says, "Captain, I want a drink but I don`t see the stewardess around".
The steward answers, "Actually I`m not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I`d be happy to get you a drink".
Passenger: "Wow, what does the captain think of that?"
Steward: "She`s all for it, in fact, the entire flight crew is female."
Passenger: "I don`t believe it!! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!"
Steward: "Actually sir, we don`t call it that anymore."
- Banta in a hotel! Banta pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, Banta looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby.
He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the... - The talking parrot! A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom`s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love-making.
- The exterminator! A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
'Quick,' said the woman to her lover, 'into the... - Blown out of proportion! A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino...
- The betting sailor... There once was a young sailor who couldn`t resist a bet. He would make a bet on anything and he would always win. His shipmates were continually losing their money to him, making them very irritated.
The Captain decided to have the boy...
