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Mary: You'll love this story from my friend who works in the ER.
Janet: What happened? Mary: A woman came in with a cell phone shoved up her ass!
Janet: You're kidding!
Mary: I'm not. The woman said she and her husband were playing some "adult games."
Janet: Well, it had to be either that, or she doesn't understand the meaning of phone sex.
- What Size? "I want to buy some gloves for my wife," said the young man to the attractive salesgirl, "but I don`t know here size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand... - Relieving Sexual Tension A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks, "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we`ll show... - Little Johnny's Revenge! Little Johnny and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer...
- I am a Man!!! Me: Say `I am a man` after everything I say.
Friend: Alright.
Me: You broke up with your girlfriend.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You decided to get drunk.... - Things aren't always what they seem... He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....... back and forth...... back and forth..... in and out.....
