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One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you`d like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That`s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"
"Yeah, and they`re in favor 15 to 2."
Contributed by:-Pinky
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