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A young woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.
Doctor: Can you read the bottom line?
Girl: No.
Doctor: Can you read the center line?
Girl: No.
Doctor: Can you read the large top line?
Girl: No.
Doctor: Can you even see the chart?
Girl: No.
The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his penis out of his pants. Can you see this?
Girl: Of course!
Doctor: Well, there's your problem - you're cock-eyed!
- Shoe The Horse A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, "No chance love, they`re far too expensive."
Later on in bed the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries... - I Want My Tongue Back There was a king with a beautiful virgin daughter. The king ruled a wealthy and massive kingdom, but he was obsessed with keeping his daughter a virgin. He had a device planted into her vagina that would chop off anything...
- Never Up! A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day, the wife feeling badly about what happened, decided to buy her husband...
- Heh! Manuel! `Ow are you?"
"Verrry wella. `Ow are you, Pepe?"
"Soooo happy! I am married, my wife is da mosta beautifool woooman in da world! She cooksa mosta tasty chillie, she isa da besta `ousekeeper... - Hawaiian Vacation A synagogue honors its Rabbi for a quarter-century of service by sending him to Hawaii on a well-deserved vacation, all expenses paid. The President of the synagogue decides that in addition to the trip, the Rabbi should have fun...
