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An 80 yr old man just got married with a young wife.
Fearing with all the sex that he is having with his new bride, he seeks Doctor's advice on the best way to deal with it.
Oldman: Doc, I am 80 and am sexually active again. What's the best way to have safe sex without getting heart attack...??
Doctor: At your age , I highly recommend you to use 'The Dog Style'...
Oldman: Doc, are you serious?? My back is weak.. How can you advice me to do Doggie Style?
Doctor: I said Dog Style... not Doggie style. Dog style - just sniff the pussy...
- Married vs. Unmarried Women A survey conducted by Sexologist Dr Paras Shah at Ahmedabad among women (Married & Unmarried) gave the following results.
Q: What is the one thing that pierces a woman hard, when she hugs a man?
UW: Penis... - Pussy Tricks! Santa while travelling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman`s legs and saw that she wasn`t wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy that was just unbelievable. Woman: I know what...
- Agony Uncle Reader: My husband-to-be ,still pines for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful.
Jim: A man's capacity to love is boundless, it has been proven to increase with the number of sexual partners. Thus, by having a few other women... - It's Written in The Bible After checking into the hotel, Father Willy O`Dilly finds a Bible on the bed-side table. He reads it for a couple of hours and then leaves his room and wanders into the lobby. There he strikes up a conversation...
- Lighter or Matches? A young girl who was a heavy smoker invested in a cigarette lighter to economize in matches. After a short time it began to give trouble. So she spoke to a gentleman who had one, having just seen him light a cigarette with...
