| Santa was having trouble satisfying his wife, Jeeto, so he went to his freind, Banta, for advice. "Listen," said the inept Santa, "I know you always satisfy your wife. How do you do it?" "Oh, that's not a problem," said Banta. "What I does is stick it in her real slow, and then pull it out from her real fast. Keep doing that and they come every time." Santa went home that night and tried Banta's technique out. He stuck it in real slow, and then extracted it real quickly, just like Banta said. After a while he asked Jeeto, "Do notice anything different about the way I'm doing it?" "Yeah," she said, "you're fucking like Banta!" |
| From the doctor's mouth... It's Winter, the Flu season is here, a friendly advice for all my mates: 'Alcohol Kills Germs!' So... Let's walk to the pub (Exercise) Put lime in the Vodka (Vitamin C) Use Celery in the Bloody Mary (Veggies) Drink outdoors on the patico (Fresh air) Tell rude jokes & laugh (Eliminate stress) Then finally Pass out (Rest) The way I see it: A shot in the GLASS is better than one in the ASS... |