| A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't." "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!" |
| One Day, Little Johnny was in Hospital. He asked the Doctor, "How are these Gloves Made?" The Doctor Explained, "In the Company, there is a big drum full of molten rubber, so, they make people dip their hands inside, then the hand is waved in the air for a few seconds to make the rubber dry, then the glove is peeled from the hand." Johnny, "What about different sizes?" Doctor, "Well, the Company have employed very many people with different hand sizes!" Johnny seemed ok with the Doc's explanation. Then after few minutes he laughed really loud. Doctor, "Why have you laughed?" Johnny, "I was just thinking of how condoms are made. |
| A dentist noticed that his next patient, a nice little older lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't," she replied. "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, Then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well... I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!" |
| My dentist shared a good one with me on Thursday. He recounts how he was sharing this story with an elderly lady, just as he was putting on his rubber gloves. "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No?" "Well", he spoofed, "down in Puerto Rico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the natives walk up to the tank, and dip their hands in - and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up - then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and go around again." And she didn't laugh a bit!!! Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing. She explained, "I just suddenly thought about how they must be making condoms...!" |
Tilt in the Kilt A Scottish couple was walking across the meadows.