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Owing to the advance in medical technology, surgical technique and the fact that silicone breast implants have been determined to be perfectly safe, a California cosmetic surgery practice is opening a new office where breast augmentation surgery is done on an outpatient basis in about 30 minutes.
They are going to call the practice "Jiffy Boob."
- Female logic... A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
- Heavenly tunnel! The Russians are proposing to construct a tunnel under the 25 mile-wide Bering Strait that separates Russia from Alaska.
- Cell Phone... A group of men are sitting in a sauna discussing business and stocks when suddenly a cellular phone rings.
'Hi honey, are you at the club?' - VENTRILOQUIST COWBOY A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:
Cowboy: 'Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?' - Making a sandwich! A little boy and his mom go to the zoo one day. They`re walking around and looking at the animals they come to the monkey cage, where two monkeys are mating. The little boy asks: 'Mom, what are they doing?'
