-
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size as they were too loose & floppy. She insisted that the surgery be kept a secret.
Awakening after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality & that the first rose was from him.
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery"
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
- Financial Troubles For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we`d love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and so...
- Distracting Organist There was this small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played...
- Horse Auction A little boy attended a horse auction with his Parents. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down horse`s legs, bum and chest...
- Shipwrecked! A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile. One morning the sailor climbed...
- Cricket Enthusiast! An Australian prostitute had a tattoo of Ricky Ponting and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs.
She said to Santa, "If you guess...
