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Santa decides to go his high school's 25-year reunion. Having not seen anyone in fifteen years he's very curious as to who might show up.
When he gets there he runs into his old high school sweet-heart. They sit down and talk about the past.
"How have you been?" he asks.
"I've been fine, just fine," she replies, "Although I do have some good news and a little bad news, though."
"Bad news first, dear."
"Well, a few weeks ago I had to have a hysterectomy."
"Oh my, that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that."
"But the good news is the doctor found your old high school class ring you thought you lost!"
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Horny Lesbian Two lesbians were walking down the street one-day. They soon spotted a beautiful woman on the other side of the road.
"Ooh, look at that beautiful woman, I'd like to give her... -
Virgin`s Fart Two gayss, called John and Joe, are in a train compartment with just one other passenger.
"Joe?" asks John. "Do you mind if I fart... -
Heavy Drinker A guy goes up to a woman in a bar and says, "I'm gonna make your nipples hard."
She says, "Oh, yeah? My husband will kick your ass."
He says, "And then I'm gonna turn you upside-down... -
Smoking Joe Three guys are arrested in an adult bookstore and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: "What is your name?" he asked.... -
Fill in the Blank Santa and son, Pappu, were always in competition with each other. One day Pappu left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his trip looking...
