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Pathan goes for his medical check-up.
Nurse: Name please?
Pathan: Abdul Khan.
Nurse: S*x?
Pathan: Yes. Three to five times a week.
Nurse: No, no... I mean, male or female?
Pathan: Both male and female. And, sometimes with camel.
Nurse: Holy cow!
Pathan: Yes, I did one time with a cow, too.
Nurse: But isn't that hostile?
Pathan: Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Nurse: Oh dear!
Pathan: No, no! No Deer... Deer runs too fast!
- Whole Finger! Banta calls his wife, Jeeto, from the hospital.
He tells her that his finger got cut off at the construction site where he works... - On Heat A little boy didn't go to school one day.
The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, "Our cow was on heat, so I had to... - Testimonials A young uneducated man applied for a job in an office.
After the interview, he left and hooked up with his friends.
One asked, "How'd it go... - Make Him Puke A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front. He goes around the back of the pub only to find two bikers, one with his fingers...
- What The Professionals Say The Phrases of what Professionals say, when put together, reads something like this:
Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
Dentist: Now open wide and hold stil. Veterinarian: How's your pretty pussy?
