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David went to a psychiatrist and said, "Doc, I'm really worried about my wife. Yesterday she posed nude for a picture."
The psychiatrist said, "Well I wouldn't worry about that. It's probably, just an expression of her interest in art. What was the nude picture for?"
David said, "Her driver's license."
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