| A man was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with a nurse. One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem. "Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh." Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that." "Really?" the relieved man asked. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity ward." |
| At the International Gynecology Association's conference, a French doctor was discussing unusual cases with an American doctor. "Only last week," said the Frenchman, "a woman came to me with a clitoris like a melon!" "Don't be absurd!" said the American. "It couldn't have been that big. My God, man, if it were, she wouldn't have been able to walk." "Ah, you Americans - always thinking about size," replied the French doctor. "I was talking about the flavor!" |