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A sweet young thang was having her annual check-up at the dentist's. He gave her the usual 'Now this won't hurt a bit,' as he leaned over her to begin.
Seconds later, he drew back in shock and exclaimed, "Miss ! You have hold of my testicles."
"Yes, I know doctor." she replied. "And we aren't going to hurt each other at all, are we?"
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