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A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell of liquor on her breath.
He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.'
She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car.
After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.'
She replied, 'You mean it shows that, too?'
- Armed Robbery A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.
"This is a stickup!" He yells. "Put all your dough in a bag... - Pay Raise ? The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase... - One Last Time An old man goes to the brothel to feel good for the last time. the matron leads him to a young appetizing girl ready for anything.
"Dude, undress so we can get down to... - Echo Effect! Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual.
Doctor: Please, take off your clothes and I'll have you examined... - First Day Out A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long.
Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times...
