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A fat man was seated on his front steps drinking a can of beer when a busy body spinster from down the street began to berate him for his appearance.
"What a disgusting sight," she said. "If that belly was on a woman, I'd swear she was pregnant."
To which the man smiled and replied, "Madam, it was and she is."
- Three Old Ladies Three elderly women were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping for groceries in the old days, and demonstrated...
- Acute Angina An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to have sex, but the woman decided to warn the man of her...
- Always Trust your Husband A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts...
- Suspecting Wife Lauren: I suspect that my husband used to visit prostitutes before we met.
Hannah: What makes you think so?
Lauren: Well, one night... - What's Sex? A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mommy, what's sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories...
