-
John went to the doctor. Much to his surprise his old doctor had retired and his new doctor was a drop dead gorgeous young female.
"So what seems to be the trouble today, Mr. Smith?" the doctor asked while batting her amazingly blue eyes.
Nervously, John said, "Well, I'm a little embarrassed to discuss it in front of a lady, doc."
"Don't worry," said the doctor. "I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I will personally and professionally check it out."
With that, John took a deep breath and said, "My wife thinks that my dick tastes funny."
- The Last Blow Job A woman is on one of those funeral cruises where the ashes of loved ones may be dumped into the sea. She had been married to a real cheapskate, who after 30 years of marriage finally died. The lady had her husband cremated...
- The Big Surprise Game Show The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their daughter`s name forward for a surprise game show. She idolized teen-age pop star Ricky Martin, and they arranged for TV cameras to be placed throughout the house...
- What an Idea! Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya. Patni Pure Gusse Se Apne Bachcho Ko Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye Toh Tum Mein Se Koi bhi Darwaja Nahi Kholega. Raat Ko 12.30 Baje Ke Baad...
- Harley Accident! To avoid hitting a deer, Tom swerved his Harley, lost control, and landed in a ditch. Dazed and confused he crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road. Just then a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful...
- Advertising Pays A substitute teacher walks into the classroom. On the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Little Johnny, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"
She yells, "Who`s Little Johnny...
