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An ad found in the Canberra Times, Personal Section:
This bloke should have gotten a few replies simply for taking the time to think of this!
Wanted A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Interested?
Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5;
Still interested?
Call me at.......
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