| An alien couple come down to earth and goes to a swingers party. They swap partners and go to their respective bedrooms. The alien takes off his clothes revealing a one inch cock. The human woman says, "I'm not impressed with this at all." The alien then twists his right ear and and his cock grows ten inches. "Now I am impressed!” says the woman. The alien then twists his left ear and his cock becomes 2 inches thick and he gives the woman the best time of her life. Afterwards, she meets up with her husband and asks, "How was it for you, darling?" "Fucking shit", he replied, "All she did was keep twisting my ears!" |
| Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks. Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?" Everyone is shocked. "I heard about this kind of thing happening!" Bills says, "What did the alien do to you?" "I don't remember all the details," Ted says. "All I remember is being anally probed by the alien." Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "My neighbour Carl." |