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An upset man Goes to a Sex Therapist.
Man: Doc, you Gotta help me. Please!
Doc: Sure Dude. What's your problem?
Man: It goes like this. Every Morning I get up & give my wife Hot Sex. Then leave for office. I give a lift to my girlfriend, while going to Office, she gives me an amazing blowjob. While in office, After lunch I give My secretary a Quickie behind My table doggy style. After I finish Work, I have steamy sex with a Callgirl whom I order everyday. While Returning home from office I bang girlfrnd in my car. While at home, I Fuck my wife till she Is half Dead. After Dinner she gives a nice blow job to finish of My Day.
Doc: Well you Seem to have an Amazing sex life. I don't see any problem.
Man: There is a problem Doc.... It's paining when I Masturbate at Midnight.
Doc: Bhagwan se darr bhosdike...
Hawas ke pujaari,
Madarchod...
Elaaj karaane aaya hai ki neecha dikhaane.
Lakwa maar jayega laude pe Lakwa!!!
Behen ke laude... bhaag yahan se.
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