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"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"
"Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?"
"Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!"
"Er... Why don't you take a lover?"
"I have! I still don't get enough."
"Take another lover."
"I did. In fact, I have eight lovers - and I still don't get enough sex!"
"Gosh, that's an anomaly."
"Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep telling me I'm a whore!"
- War Wounds! A squaddie goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams...
- Twin Sisters There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in a nursing home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures...
- Ugliest Breasts While Jeeto was admitted in a hospital for some ailment, Santa got entangled with an old nurse. One thing led to the other and they ended for a romp in the broom closet...
- Washing Boobs! Pappu texting to his girlfriend, "Hey baby, what`s up?"
Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.
< Pappu: What... - Obsessed Mothers! A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with four young mothers. "You all have obsessions," The doctor observed.
To the 1st mother, he said...
