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Boyfriend (Texting to his girlfriendf): Hey baby...what's up?
Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.
Boyfriend: What!!!
Girfriend: Yeah. It has become very dirty. People keep stepping on it a lot.
Boyfriend: What the hell..!!! Girfriend: Why..?? Oh fish...! Sorry baby I meant 'BOOTS.' Damn this Autocorrect feature of these phones!
- The Cute Little Thing While examining a female patient, the doctor tells her, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into...
- Getting Screwed! A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won`t work! The clerk told her that he can`t give her a refund becaus...
- Dentist Appointment!!! After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell Pussy...
- Never Force Children to Pray... At Dinner Little Johnny was ordered to lead in Prayer.
Little Jhonny: "But I dont know how to pray?"
Dad: "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours... - Neighbour's Cat! Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
Santa: Padosan ki BILLI mere MURGE ke peeche padi hui thi. Maine uske husband ko english mein...
