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The poor little rich girl awoke after a long night out on the town with her friends. She found herself totally naked and with a monster of a hangover, so she rang for her butler and ordered a strong cup of black coffee.
When he delivered it, she said, "Jeeves, I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?"
"I carried you upstairs, Ma'am, and put you to bed."
"But my dress?"
"It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I removed it and hung it in your closet."
"But what about my underwear?"
"I feared the elastic might limit your circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them."
"What a night!" she sighed. "I must have been tight!"
"Only the first time, Ma'am!"
- The Sex Shop An elderly woman wobbled her way into a sex shop, approached the counter and, holding on to it for support, she asked the clerk, "Dddooo youuuu ssssssell dddddiilllldosss?"
Trying hard not to break out laughing, the clerk replied... - Changes in Sexuality One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge breasts... "Hey Pop," the son cried, "look at those boobs!"
The father, a religious man proceeded to send the boy to... - Work or Pleasure? The Commanding Officer of a U.S. Marine Corps regiment was waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, so he decided to kill a little time by asking all assembled a question. "How much of sex is work...
- Low Self Esteem A man walked into a therapist`s office looking very depressed.
"Doc, you`ve got to help me. I can`t go on like this."
"What`s the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I`m 35 years old and I still have... - Terrible Lover! The wife appeared before the judge and said, "I want a divorce."
The judge said, "Why do you want a divorce?"
"Because my husband is a terrible lover...
