Boat Ramp Scam Alert!

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    Two very sexy looking blonde girls come over to your truck while you are getting the boat out of the water.

    They both start cleaning your boat with sponges and soapy water, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy dresses! It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no thanks and instead ask you for a ride to the 24 hour convenience store a couple of miles down the road so they can get smokes and a cold drink. You agree and they get in the backseat.

    Then on the way, they pull their dresses down. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and three times this morning!!!

    So tell your friends to be careful.

    P.S. The Outlet store sells wallets for only $3
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