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A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station & notices there is no one there.
A little kid passes by & tells him the gas station is closed because everyone is a the funeral of the owner's daughter.
Since he was out of gas, he decided to stay for the night & goes to the funeral When he gets there he goes in & looks at the open casket & notices that something is wrong.
He calls the father, "Sir, I'm a doctor & I can assure you she is not dead, she is in a catatonic sleep." "What do we do now?" asks the father.
"Does she have a boyfriend?", asks the doctor.
"Yes," replies the father.
"Take her to a room & have the boyfriend have sex with her."
They do as the doctor said & sure enough, she wakes up.
Everybody was happy & the doctor leaves once he fills up his gas tank.
A few months go by & the doctor returns to the same gas station. The same kid greets him again, "Doctor, it is so great to see you again. About a week ago Mrs. Edward died. Half of the town has screwed her already but she is just not waking up."
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