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Every 'Hormone Hostage' knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.
Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can i help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Dangerous: Are you wearing THAT?
Safer: Gee, you look good in brown.
Safest: Wow! Look at you!
Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: Here's fifty dollars.
Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know there are lot of apples left.
Safest: Can i get you a glass of wine with that.
Dangerous: What did you DO all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't overdo today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that robe.
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