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A guy goes inside the confessional and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Yesterday, I was walking along the beach at night, and I decided to explore a cave near the shore. When turned on my flashlight, I witnessed two men having sex."
"Oh, so you were the jerk with the flashlight."
- First-Line Treatment This Doctor returns to his Clinic after a day off and asks his assistant Santa about his patients.
Santa: The first patient came with Headache. I gave him... - System Error A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like statue and Don't move.
Husband, "Who is this... - Shaking off! Santa and Bantan were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Santa glanced over and noticed that Banta's penis was twisted like a corkscrew...
- A Necrophilic Husband A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person) The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing...
- A fire alarm costume A couple was going to a Halloween party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party...
