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PUSSY meant a CAT.
SEX meant the GENDER of a person.
BITCH meant a FEMALE DOG.
DICK was the name of a CARTOON CHARACTER.
BANG was just a SOUND.
RUBBER was just an ERASER.
ASS was the name of an ANIMAL.
SCREW was just a fixing TOOL.
HEAD meant that part of the body above NECK.
BALLS meant CRICKET BALLS, TENNIS BALLS, VOLLEY BALLS, FOOT BALLS etc.
NUTS meant DRYFRUITS.
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A - Admire it....
