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Doctor: "Please take off your clothes."
Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still."
Veterinarian: "How's your pretty pussy?"
Gardener: "Want me to fertilize your bush?"
Lawyer: "Let's go over section 69."
Banker: "If you withdraw too early you lose interest."
Chef: "Do you like it hot and spicy.?"
Police: "You don't need protection."
Army personnel: "Load. Aim. Fire."
Swimming instructor: "Go deeper."
Gym trainer: "Push harder."
Interior Decorator: "Once its done, you will love it."
Telephone Guy: "Would you like it on the table or against the wall !!!
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