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Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
Dentist: Now open wide and holdstill.
Veterinarian: How's your pretty pussy?
Gardener: Want me to fertilize ur bush?
Lawyer: Let's go over section 69.
Banker: If you withdraw too early you lose interest.
Chef: Do you like it hot and spicy?
Police: You don't need protection.
Army personnel: Load. Aim. Fire.
Swimming instructor: "Go deeper.
Gym trainer: Push harder.
Interior Decorator: Once its done, you will love it.
Telephone Guy: Would you like it on the table or against the wall???
- A Complaint of Rape... Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer se boli: Saab, ek admi ne mere saath, mere hi ghar mein ghus kar mera kar diya hai.
Officer: Jab woh tumhare sath rape... - Investment Risk ! Boss hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office!!!
Police Inspector, "Who was there at that time... - Don't Mess with Banta Ek din Banta apni scooter par kahi jaa raha tha. Traffic signal par usne apna sir khujaya lekin helmet utare bina....
- My Neil Armstrong Pappu ne apni girlfriend ke baalon mein haath pherte hue kaha: Darling, tum toh mera chaand ho.
Girlfriend: Aur tum ho mere Neil Armstrong.
Pappu ne hairan hote hue pucha: Newil Armstrong??? Woh Kyun?
Girlfriend ne sharmate hue jawab diya: Chand par chadne waala pehla aadmi tha woh.
Jo jo samaj gya woh thoko taali... - Rash Driving Ek Ladke ko traffic police ne rash driving ke liye pakda.
Police: Apna license dikhao.
Ladka: Nahin hai janaab....
