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One friend said to the other, "What is a dilemma?"
He replied, "Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that.
Imagine that you are laying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other.
Who are you going to turn your back on?
- The Virtuous Woman Morris the matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. "I`m ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be sure you are compatible...
- Little Johnny Charged With Rape Once again, Little Johnny was in trouble, but this time it was serious. He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and although the crime appeared to be highly improbable....
- LEONE or LION ? A Teacher asks students about sounds made by animals......
Teacher: dog....
Student: Bhow Bhow.... - Oral Sex for Birth Control A married couple in New York`s "Little Italy" went to their Priest to discuss birth control, since they already had seven children.
The husband inquired if perhaps oral sex would be an acceptable substitute... - Santa with a Meter Suhagrat Mein Santa Ne Biwi Se Puchha: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kitni Baar Sex Kiya Hai?
Biwi: Kabhi Nahi.
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