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Employee: Sir, you called me?
Boss: Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate.
Employee, after few minutes: Done sir.
Boss: Do it again.
Employee: Done again, sir.
Boss: Do it once more.
Employee : Now I don't have stamina for it, sir.
Boss: Very good, here are my keys, drop my daughter at home.
- 60 years Old Ass!!! A 50-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea... - Condom Size! The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn`t sure. So she asked now big I was and I said...
- In Line "When I realized that I couldn`t satisfy my wife`s insatiable sex appetite," the man said to his drinking buddy...
- Special Offer! A priest and a rabbi took confession together. The priest treated three women who confessed to committing adultery on three occasions by demanding ten "Hail Marys" and ten dollars...
- Procedure Change! "It was really something else, man!" said the cadet policeman to his partner. "When I was off duty Saturday night, I went to this big party, see, and pretty soon I noticed this fabulous little chick...
