A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort
up north. The husband liked to fish at the
crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after
several hours of fishing and decided to take
a short nap.
Although she wasn`t familiar with the lake,
the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed
out a short distance, anchored, and returned
to reading her book.
Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled
up alongside her and said, "Good morning,
Ma`am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replied...as she
thought to herself, "isn`t it obvious?"
"You`re in a restricted fishing area," he informed
her.
"But officer, I`m not fishing. Can`t you see that?"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I`ll have to
take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I`ll have to charge you with rape,"
snapped the irate woman.
"But, I haven`t even touched you," groused the
sheriff.
"Yes, that`s true," she replied, "but you do have all
"the equipment."
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