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During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.
Boyfriend: What are you doing? This is not the first time we are doing it.
Girlfriend don't bother, you keep on doing......, I'm practicing for my wedding night. It's approaching fast.
- Blow Job!!! A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home...
- Must Have Been Tight... A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked...
- Homosexual Kids! Daughter: Dad I gotta tell you something.
Dad: What`s that?
Daughter: I`m a lesbian... - Breast Tattoos A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast. The romance waned. In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture...
- Breast Fetishism! Santa had an obsession with women`s breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.
"I am going to do word...
