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Jenny felt like fishing and went to a nearby river to fish. As she was sitting in the boat with the fishing rod and reading a book, a policeman came to her in a motorboat and said: "Don`t you know, fishing is not allowed here? I can put you in jail for this?"
Jenny replied: "I am just reading a book."
"But you are carrying the equipment needed for fishing," said the cop.
"In that case I will charge you with raping me," answered Jenny.
"But I did not rape you," said the surprised cop.
"But you are carrying the equipment for it," came the reply.
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