| A petrol station owner in Ludhiana was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon Santa pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Santa guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.' A week later, Santa, along with his friend, Banta, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Santa guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.' As they were driving away, Banta said, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.' Santa replied, 'No it ain't. It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week.' |
| A guy and several of his buddies used to frequent a certain restaurant. The food was always good, but the waitress always looked and sounded very sour. One evening, one of the friends was feeling rather good, and jokingly asked the waitress when she came to take their orders, "Do you believe in free sex?" The waitress huffed up and screamed at him, "I certainly do NOT!" "Soooo," asked they guy, "what do you charge?" |