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First Girl: Yesterday me and my boyfriend went for a date. I knew today was the big night.
Second Girl: really ? Wow. What happened next?
First Girl: He took me to his apartment. He kissed me gently and groped me from behind.
Second Girl: Wowww... then?
First Girl: Then he put his hand inside my skirt and caressed me down there.
Second Girl: You are so lucky... what next??
First Girl: He then unbuttoned the first button of my new red top that I got from Pantaloons the day before...
Second Girl: You got a new top?
First Girl: Yes it was on sale. I even bought a jeans.
Second Girl: Is the sale still on?
First Girl: Yes, come let's go shopping...
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On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man...
